I took a few notes while watching Armed and Famous tonight. What insight about Muncie can be gained from reality TV? Here's what I learned:
They came in the back way through the arse-end of town
Wee-Man is serious. Seriously.
Latoya has the Jackson family nose.
Eric Estrada looks good for his age.
Jack Osbourne has not seen the Mythbusters episode that shows how cars are not bulletproof.
Wee-Man can disarm a man. Seriously.
Jack Osbourne can take a taser standing up. Like father like son.
"Ponch Just farted." Seroiusly.
I used to live right by that laundromat.
Nothing less than a killshot will take down a south-side junkie, and should it come to that, my money is on Jack Osbourne.
Muncie will show up and cheer for anything. (ie: BSU football)
Wee-Man found the most amicable crackhead on Earth. Seriously.
Even the crack dealers are sweet old ladies in Middletown, USA.
Crab-hands just wants to go home.
Wee-Man is rollin' the Muncie streets protecting the Muncie women. Seriously.
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This is the greatest thing I've ever read.... Seriously.
Once again, Loyal's wit and wisdom highlights my day! When you are you making a pilgrimage to the wonderful land of celebrity cops?
Loyal IS armed and famous. Seriously. -Gerry
Seriously!
Also, Latoya Jackson in an Albany supermarket asking for capers and caviar is priceless.
Loyal-
I'd have to agree that you ARE armed and famous, although the thought of you with a gun is not nearly as scary as Latoya Jackson with one. But even with a gun, all a criminal has to do is say "Meow!" and she is overtaken.
:-)
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